Dr. Seuss Machines

Exhibits are like Dr. Seuss machines.
They change minds. And, do you know what that means?
Our visitors – isn’t it sad, they don’t know
The facts about forks that we all love so.

We’ll solve that shortcoming with our next exhibit
With hundreds, no thousands, of forks we’ll have in it
Moms and Pops will love forks when they are all done
And the kids — oh the kids — they’ll rate forks #1!

This show will be like a big Fork-Fact-Inator
A fork education machine, so that later
When kids, moms and pops are quizzed by our staff
They’ll all score A-pluses so easy, they’ll laugh.

They’ll buy our fork t-shirts, our mousepads and totes
And die-cut fork notecards with which to send notes.
Every person we put in one end of our show
Will come out transformed. Better off. In the know.

Our debut will outdo each one of New York’s!
Everyone wants to know all about forks.

Warmly,
Jonathan

P.S. With sincere apologies to Theodor Geisel.